@Father: Let me see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
@Son: Papa “mard” kaun hota ha ?
Father : Jiski poore ghar me chale.
Son : To bada hoke mai bhi mummy ke jaisa mard banunga.
@Dad: Waiter, 1 bear aur 1
icecream lao.
Son: Why dad, aap bhi bear lo
na.
@Dad: Why are you crying my son ?
Son: Nothing
Dad: Tell me as friends.
Son: Apni Item se baat kar raha tha, teri item ne aake kaan pe laga
diya.
@Dad: Son, please give me your phone.
Me: Wait, Phone is starting..
Dad: OK
Me: Delete messages,
Delete Calls
Delete Videos
Delete Photos..
Take them , phone is on.
Dad: No, I am just asking for time.
@Son: Oye baap, idhar aa.
Dad: Aise nahi bolte beta, daddy ko izzat ke saath bulate hain.
Son: Oye baap, izzat ke saath idhar aa.
@Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?
Science student: When my father sees my report card!
@Sam: “on phone” : My son have high fever it won’t be able to come
school today.
Teacher: Who is this ?
Sam: This is my father speaking..
@Son: Why did scarecrow win an award ?
Dad: I don’t know.
Son: Because he was outstanding in his field.
@Caroline: When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
Jackson: I have no idea.
Caroline: When it becomes apparent.
Jackson: I have no idea.
Caroline: When it becomes apparent.
@Teacher (on
phone): You
say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?
Voice: This is my father.
Voice: This is my father.
@Johnny’s
father: Let me
see your report card.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
Johnny: I don’t have it.
Johnny’s father: Why not?
Johnny: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.
@Pee Wee: What do you call your dad when he falls
through the ice?
Westy: Beats me.
Pee Wee: A POPsicle!
Westy: Beats me.
Pee Wee: A POPsicle!
@Jacob: I have a lot of my dad’s genes.
Dave: Really? I bet they don’t fit.
Dave: Really? I bet they don’t fit.
I gave my
father 100 dollars and said “buy yourself something that makes your life
easier”So he went
out and bought a present for me.
Respect your
parents,
Because life
exists only by them…