Jokes.
Friend :- Hey you know me and my girlfriend are about to marry !
Second friend :- ohh wow!! congrats bro but when?
Friend :- Me on july 6 and my girlfriend on 20 july.....
Indian log gift ke liye thanks nahi kehte .... pata hai wo kya kehte hai .
wo kehte hai "heheheh iski kya jarurat thi"
Here are some funny facts!!!!
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap
2. You you can't your hairs...
3. You can't breath through you nose with the tounge out...
4. You just tried no 3.
5. When you did no 3 you realize that what you did was possible but you will
look like a dog....
7. You are simling right now because you were fooled...
8. You just skipped no 6.
9. You just checked to see if there is no 6..
10. Share this with your friends to have more fun..
Riddle Time
( Answers are down below )
1. Why was the maths book sad ?
2, why was the music teacher so good at the baseball ?
3. why did the clock goes to the principal's office ?
4. why was 6 afraid of 7 ?
5 which animal cheats in school ?
6. what is a pirates a fav. subject ?
7. How do you make a tissue dance ?
8. what do prisoners use to call each other ?
9. what do you call a cow with a twitch ?
10. what do you call a bear with no teeth ?
11. what do you get when you cross sonic the hedgehog and curious george ?
Answers ---
1. because it had so many problems.
2. because he has perfect pitch.
3. because he was 'tocking' too much.
4.because 7, 8, 9 .
5. the cheetah
6. Arrrrt.
7. you put a liitle boogle into it.
8. cell phones
9. beef jerky
10. a gummy bear
11. 2 fast 2 curious ...