@ Me:- Have you travelled ever another planet?
She:- No.
Me:- Wow, we have so much in common.
@Bro:- Bhai kuch paison ki jarurat thi.
Me:- Mujhe bhi, agar koi de raha ho to batana.
Bro:- Ht bhikhari.
@Bro:- Hi
Me:- Hello
Bro:- Bhai ek kaam tha.
Me:- Theek hai pahle kaam karle fir baad me baat karte hain.
@Me:- Me
Nextone:- Who are you ?
Me:- Are you girl.||
Nextone:- No I am |grill..
Me:- What’s your name?
Nextone:- George west
Me:- I thought that you are girl?
Nextone:- No, I say I am grill.
Me:- Oh sorry..
@Me:- What can we call a dog who have not any leg of them?
She:- I DON’T KNOW.
Me:- You can call anything but he didn’t came.
@Me:- Which dog jump higher than building ?
She:- I DON’T KNOW.
Me:- Any dog because buildings can’t jump .
@Me:- Happy birthday dear, what you want ?
She:- Anything would you like.
Me:- Well I like myself so I am a biggest gift for you.
@Stranger:- Hi.
Me:- Hello.
Stranger:- Where you live?
Me:- Ghar me.
Stranger:- Pata hai.
Me:- Jab pata hai to poonch kyun rahe ho.
@Friend:- Hi.
Me:- Hi.
Friend:- kya kar raha hai?
Me:- kya kar raha hai?
Friend:- Copy kar raha hai na meri.
Me:- Copy kar raha hai na meri.
Friend:- Mai bsdk hun.
Me:- Pahle kyun nahi bataya.
@Me:- Nice D.P
Crush:- Thanq you.
Me:- Lal dress me janch rahi ho.
Crush:- Oh thank you.
Me:- Aur lipstick bhi suit kar rahi hai.
Crush:- Thank you bhaiya.
Me:- Fir bhi achhi nhi lag rahi ho.
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@Me:- Taj mahal chaloge.
Taxi driver:- Haan, chalunga na sahab.
Me:- To jao na.